What makes these buggers tick?
You’d think they’d be a little more grateful;
Us, giving it to them.
Why go there, when they’d lose all this?
The electricity, quinine and Handel.
The jungles aren’t any safer than our jails,
Plus the cholera, humidity and snakes.
But they’re ultimately savages, the rational doesn’t hold.
I suppose they like it out there… makes them feel something;
Anyway send the garrisons more guns;
Bibles and cheap booze to the civil stations.